Purple Clover

When your old lady’s ass is worn out and beat up from too much anal and all them hemorrhoids look like a field of purple clover down there.

Rachel’s ass has been so vigorously anal sexed it’s a field of purple clover. She gonna need surgery on them piles.

by Eaton Holgoode November 05, 2018

Dumpling Steamer

When a male or female takes a male's balls and ball sack into their mouth while the mouth is also partially filled with a warm liquid of choice. Generally performed with warm water or English Tea but any warm beverage will suffice. The feeling produced is a warm, steamy feeling on the balls and scrotum akin to the warmth of Chinese dumplings sitting in a bamboo steamer.

Tonya filled her mouth with a little warm water then gingerly inhaled her boyfriend's dangling, hanging ball sack. The frothy warm water on his sack was stimulating and he told her she gives the best dumpling steamer.

by Eaton Holgoode May 15, 2015

Ham Water

Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.

This ham water is oily and greasy. Not to mention stanks. I’ve got to cut out the fried chicken.

by Eaton Holgoode June 09, 2018

Rapid Deployment

The amazing, light speed action in which a male is able to get his cock out, engorged and ready for intercourse at just the mere mention of sex.

Susie said she was feeling a little horny and that's all it took for Roger's rapid deployment. He had her pinned on the bed making rabbit ears in less than 20 seconds.

by Eaton Holgoode February 15, 2017

Ruff Tugger

A hand job or masturbation of the penis without lubrication. A rough, dry wank. Usually done when your just need a quick nut.

My balls were aching so I snuck in the shitter for a ruff tugger.

Rachel gave me a ruff tugger in the theater during the previews.

by Eaton Holgoode February 03, 2018

Semen Burp

After having a hot load of semen deposited into their ass or vagina, a female or male uses their vaginal or anal muscles to force the cum out. Enhances the cream pie experience.

I shot video last night of Rachel doing semen burps. It was awesome.

by Eaton Holgoode April 21, 2017

Mud Hound

A male that is relentless in his pursuits of male on female anal sex. It consumes the fiber of his very being and is a lifetime quest to have anal sex.

Dana: Hey Chloe. How are things with Dave? You all have been going out now for about a month.

Chloe: He's out. I'm on to the next.
Dana: Why?
Chloe: That guy is a Mud Hound. He was after my back door from day one. That's a one way highway for me girlfriend.

by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015