Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Jerk Circus 

A group of individuals, usually business owners, members of upper management, or lawyers that collectively think they know better than anyone else and make decisions with little or no regard to the impact, outcome or input of others that actually do know better.

How's work going? Well, all the owners and executive are sitting in the conference room with the lawyers discussing the company's business plan. Wow. Better brush up your resume. That sounds like a real Jerk Circus going on in there. I know, I hate this fu**** company.

Jerk Circus by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2009

Squirt N Jerk 

The act of a male holding a massive load of diarrhea while masturbating sitting on the toilet. A master Squirt N Jerker will hold their diarrhea until the point of climax. At climax, both load are released for extreme gratification.

After holding a load of diarrhea for over an hour, he decided to take advantage of the opportunity to Squirt N Jerk and rubbed one out to a simultaneous explosion.

Squirt N Jerk by Eaton Holgoode June 1, 2009

Peanut N Corn Corsage

A used, crumpled toilet paper wad with feces on it that is strategically placed upon the upper left or right front of someone's shirt utilizing the feces to adhere the wad to the shirt or blouse resulting in the appearance of a corsage made of toilet paper.

Rather than wearing a traditional flower corsage, Chris decided to be different and his friend adorned him with a Peanut N Corn Corsage for his wedding ceremony.

Peanut N Corn Corsage by Eaton Holgoode July 19, 2006