Eaton Holgoode's definitions

Fuck Knob

Another, less prurient, name for the male cock, penis, member, knob, rod, stiffy. Often referred to as an Engorged Fuck Knob when fully erect and rigid.

Kara loved to give head. She loved nothing more than to inhale her boyfriend's engorged Fuck Knob and suck him to completion.

by Eaton Holgoode April 28, 2015

Hugging the Bucket

Experiencing the most vile and wretched hangover whereby you are predisposed to spending hours in the bathroom clinging to the toilet heaving all but your internal organs out repeatedly into the bowl.

Where’s Sam? He was out all night partying. He’s in the shitter hugging the bucket. Been in there for about 4 hours now. You should hear him any minute heaving out another round.

by Eaton Holgoode December 14, 2018

Pearl Coat

The act of a dude busting his nut curd and laying his jizz load on a surface or person.

I gave Rachel’s left cheek a pearl coat.

I wanked myself in the kitchen and laid a pearl coat on the cutting board.

I rubbed one out in the bathroom at the office and left a nice pearl coat on the toilet seat.

by Eaton Holgoode June 6, 2018