1984 definitions by Eaton Holgoode
by Eaton Holgoode June 9, 2016
When a male performs an impromptu washing of his genitals in anticipation of receiving unexpected oral sex.
Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.
Usually occurs in a restroom at a bar, restaurant or gas station and involves using a wet paper towel.
Since I hadn’t showered in two days and Rachel was gonna slob my knob, I ran to the restroom for a quick gentleman’s wash.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
When somone with an inordinately hairy bung hole gets knotted up ass hairs that can’t be pulled out. They have to be trimmed with scissors.
My grandpa suffers from bear knots.
I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.
I had to have my girlfriend cut out all all my bear knots last night.
by Eaton Holgoode January 18, 2018