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Definitions by Eaton Holgoode

Pig Fisting 

When you shove an apple in your lovers mouth, similar to a roasting pig, and then commence an anal fisting. Ideal for muffling the pig like squeals that may accompany a hearty dry or lubed fist.
Which do you prefer? A Red Delicious or a Granny Smith for your forthcoming pig fisting?

I was pig fisting Rachel last night. It was a rough one. She bit straight to the core.
Pig Fisting by Eaton Holgoode October 15, 2018

Devil’s Birth

A fiery, almost acidic like, shit that when birthed, leaves the sphincter a burning ring of hell fire.
Those chicken wings Sunday gave me a devil’s birth on Monday morning.

That devil’s birth feels like third degree burns on my rectum.
Devil’s Birth by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018

Angel’s Kiss 

When your partner buries their face deep between your butt cheeks and provides an air tight seal of their lips around your anus and they begin to feverishly tongue the sphincter while humming their favorite song. The feeling is truly heavenly.
Rachel gave me a reach around last night while doing an angel’s kiss to some Taylor Swift. It was pure heaven. She had a suction hold on my fartbox like a leech.
Angel’s Kiss by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018

Stinky Stinger 

When your girl unexpectedly shoves her dry, bony finger up your asshole while giving you a blow job.
Rachel gave me a stinky stinger last night. She milked my prostate good.
Stinky Stinger by Eaton Holgoode October 12, 2018

Hittin Rotch Bottom 

Sex with a chick with a ripe stank puss and/or stank ass.
This bar is such a dive. Picking up any hoe here will be hittin rotch bottom.

Go wash your stank puss. I’m not hittin rotch bottom.

Rough Dumpling 

A constipated turd that takes monumental force to pass.
My ass is sore from that rough dumpling this morning.

My diet is so shitty I’m always suffering from rough dumplings.
Rough Dumpling by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018

Crack Jack 

When you bust your nut solely from stroking your meat between the ass cheeks of your partner. There’s no penetration. Just friction from that ass crack.
I did the old crack jack last night and nutted all over the small of her back.

I did a crack jack last night with no lube. The skin to skin friction was intense.
Crack Jack by Eaton Holgoode October 11, 2018