ERnie's definitions

footprints

What your mates sister leaves on your shelf after you've serviced her!

Wow, look at those footprints on your shelf.... Yeah we'd better not tell your brother

by Ernie July 29, 2004

Gena

the hottest piece of ass at Holy Child...every guy wants her but only i have her...she's my bitch to the max and gives great...well you know, especially when she's drunk hahaha my little blunt whore i love you and won't leave you until a hotter piece of ass comes along (which...doesn't exist)

hotguy1: damn who's that hot drunk over there
hotguy2:that has to be gena cause no one else looks that sexy drunk
hotguy1: damn lets gang bang her
hotguy2: too bad her man is a sexy piece of arse that can beat both of us to the ground

by Ernie March 12, 2005

turd burgular

smoke who steals and smokes bum cigars

by ernie October 21, 2003

fuckstick

A word meaning complete idiot. Sometimes said when someone is really pissing you off.

What are you?... You're a fuckstick!

Shut your fucking face ya fuckstick!

For fuck sake... fuck off you fucking fuckstick!

by Ernie January 26, 2005