3 definitions by ELON MONITORS
Being a mattress tester this is the BEST TAD I ever laid on.
When my SEX PARTNER comes over this MORNING I am looking forward to having the BEST TAD ever.
When my SEX PARTNER comes over this MORNING I am looking forward to having the BEST TAD ever.
by ELON MONITORS April 5, 2021
It is a great song by ELTON JOHN off of ROCK OF THE WESTIES.
It is a SEXUAL CLIMAX that was hidden for a long time.
It is a SEXUAL CLIMAX that was hidden for a long time.
Don't break any MAJOR BONES BILLY.
Thanks to the THUNDER UNDER THE COVERS as MAJOR BONES can FEEEEL REAL GOOD.
Thanks to the THUNDER UNDER THE COVERS as MAJOR BONES can FEEEEL REAL GOOD.
by ELON MONITORS April 5, 2021
One who is great FRIENDS with a SHITEATER.
The SHITEATER FRIENDS.
FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.
SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.
A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.
The SHITEATER FRIENDS.
FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.
SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.
A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are platonic and one of the person's only is a SHITEATER.
The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.
The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.
If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.
The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.
The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.
If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.
by ELON MONITORS April 21, 2021