EJ Rankin's definitions

California

A crappier version of Florida

California has oranges, and beaches, but Florida has a longer coastline, and better oranges.

by EJ Rankin February 8, 2004

Florida

The 27th State and sounthernmost stae. Has the best taxes, people, fishing, weather, produce, and evertythign else. Has everyt type of weather, except for snow, has every tyep of land, and everything else. The most best and diverse stste in the union. Florida also has the best roads in the nation.

I love Florida, it's the BEST!

by EJ Rankin February 8, 2004