Definitions by EAD

Michael 

There are 2 definitions of Michael. A awesome michael who is chill and awesome to hang out with, who all the girls secretely want. Or a weak scrawny kid who has no confidence and sort of brings a tear of how much of a loser they are. Now 4 out of michaels are the cool badass that everybody loves. So normally being a michael is a good thing. But then there is always that one michael who gets friend-zoned by every girl he asks out. Also who is an annoying douche who thinks everything bad happens to him. So what michael do u know?

Michael was hitting on that girl over there.

Michael by Ead December 1, 2014

spaunhorst 

A man who does everything his girlfriend asks. A man with no balls.

Rick: Hey have you seen Ben?
John: No, he's been hanging out with his girlfriend.
Rick: Man, he's such a spaunhorst.

spaunhorst by EAD January 8, 2009