Definitions by E. Jaculate

Mayonnaise Muckiness

The act of smothering someone’s body with mayonnaise in a sexual scenario. Usually performed on the balls or tits.

Person 1: I stink of eggs do you have any perfume

Person 2: Why do you smell of eggs?

Person 1: Me and my boyfriend tried Mayonnaise Muckiness last night so my tits smell like eggs

Mayonnaise Muckiness by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022

Vladding 

The act of impaling someone with your dick through the ass/pussy and out the mouth like Vlad the Impaler

Person 1: Omg I’m so sore from last night

Person 2: What did he do to you?

Person 1: We tried vladding and it ruined me

Vladding by E. Jaculate July 30, 2022

( ´∀｀)

Orgasm face, the climax in a deep, loving conversation

Person 1: ...and that’s why I’ll always love you

Person 2: ( ´∀｀)

( ´∀｀) by E. Jaculate June 9, 2020

Thomas 

An amazingly sexy and really tall guy. With abs. Also used as an adjective for someone you look up to.

"Dude, that supermodel guy is SO Thomas!"

Thomas by E. Jaculate December 9, 2012