Definitions by E. C. Mebert

Apophallation 

Apophallation is a tactic occasionally used by hermaphroditic terrestrial gastropods during copulation. The mating rituals of some of these species involve two specimens wrapping their penises into a spiral and exchanging semen between them. However, once mating is complete, it is sometimes impossible for the couple to separate, thus requiring them to amputate one of the penises by chewing it off.

Look at those two slugs undergoing apophallation.

Apophallation by E. C. Mebert June 15, 2011

Hanged Over 

When you're so hung over you feel like you've been hanged. By the neck. Until dead.

I'm hanged over as shit, man.

Hanged Over by E. C. Mebert June 1, 2011