Definitions by E. Badman

pillow pants 

The demon native to a woman's vaginia. Said to bite dicks off until he is peed out on the host body's 21st birthday. Generally believed to be a christian influenced myth.

See also: Listerfiend

"Pillow pants....is the imp that lives in Myra's....vagina."

pillow pants by E. Badman July 22, 2006

cosmonaut 

The premiere person of their chosen field of study.

"He's was like a cosmonaut of criminal masterminds."

cosmonaut by E. Badman October 30, 2005