Definitions by E-Z Steve

mastardate 

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack

My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger

mastardate by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

suck my dick obama 

What Americans think of their Fuhrer.

You can suck my dick obama!

suck my dick obama by E-Z Steve November 7, 2013