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Definitions by E-Z Steve

mastardate 

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack
My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger
mastardate by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015

suck my dick obama 

What Americans think of their Fuhrer.
You can suck my dick obama!
suck my dick obama by E-Z Steve November 7, 2013