mastardate

A retarded person masturbating; tard-jack
My downs syndrome brother mastardates constantly. He does it so much that his penis looks like raw hamburger
by E-Z Steve January 29, 2015
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suck my dick obama

What Americans think of their Fuhrer.
You can suck my dick obama!
by E-Z Steve November 07, 2013
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