Dysfunctional coffee 's definitions

Miley cyrus

The act of having anal sex while the recipient is constipated while wearing a lifted tanktop in an attempt to clear the blockage

God I feel so much better I'm glad I had tim Miley cyrus me he came in like a reckingball

by Dysfunctional coffee April 30, 2022

twat throttling

The act of secretly giving yourself total control of your girlfriends remote toy and continually shutting it off mid session

I just found out my boyfriend has been twat throttling me

by Dysfunctional coffee August 16, 2023