Definitions by Dwigt

Zoink your noodle 

To take someone's virginity.

"I want to zoink your noodle tonight"
"Did you see that girl? I would so zoink her noodle."

Zoink your noodle by Dwigt July 9, 2019

blueberries 

Humorous substitute for an expletive. Seemingly nonsensical, but always funny.

A CAR pulls up the alley behind him. Alex slumps down in his seat as the car passes. Some kind of PRIVATE SECURITY car. Rent-A-Cop. Shit. The car parks. FUCK. A second later, a big, mean-looking man steps out, holding a heavy black maglight, a GUN clearly visible on his belt. Blueberries.

Credit: Tim Minear, Drive

blueberries by Dwigt May 7, 2007