Definitions by DwightIsAlmighty

dull behind 

another word used for 'dumb ass' that has satisfied both 'dumb' and 'ass' in a rather proper term.

I'm such a dull behind. They're acting like a dull behind.

dull behind by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019

Michael Scott 

To act as Michael Scott.
to be cheesy, narcissistic, cringy, silly, and extremely obnoxious.

stop being such a Michael Scott!

Michael Scott by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019

shaploppy 

when you are sitting on the toilet, and you shit, and the water hits your ass because of the weight of the shit.

I was in the bathroom, when the shaploppy startled me. I was sleeping, so the shaploppy woke me up

shaploppy by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019

sherk and dokney 

Sherk and Dokney are 2 legendary heroes who saved my life more than once with their extremely good looks, and gr8 smelling breath. They are the alternate universe version of Shrek and Donkey, except Sherk and Dokney, are sexy.

"My favorite movie characters are Shrek and Donkey."
"Don't you mean Sherk and Dokney"

sherk and dokney by DwightIsAlmighty April 30, 2019