shaploppy

when you are sitting on the toilet, and you shit, and the water hits your ass because of the weight of the shit.

I was in the bathroom, when the shaploppy startled me. I was sleeping, so the shaploppy woke me up

by DwightIsAlmighty May 01, 2019

thicc

big or fat

that lady be thicc

by DwightIsAlmighty August 03, 2019

Twitcking

A combination of titting (to suck a tit, or to let someone suck your tit), twitching (to slightly convulse), twit (rather a British word used for silly, foolish, or dumb), ticking (to be in the act of making a really cringy tik tok), and witting (when you act smart, and you use a lot of 'smart words' to act smart, but you're actually stupid).

To twitch while you suck someone's tits, when you are a twit, while making a tik tok, and then to wit.

"Ewwwww. Last night, Rod was twitcking Eliza"
"Gross"

by DwightIsAlmighty July 28, 2019

sherk and dokney

Sherk and Dokney are 2 legendary heroes who saved my life more than once with their extremely good looks, and gr8 smelling breath. They are the alternate universe version of Shrek and Donkey, except Sherk and Dokney, are sexy.

"My favorite movie characters are Shrek and Donkey."
"Don't you mean Sherk and Dokney"

by DwightIsAlmighty May 01, 2019