Someone who is fucking retarded e.g. when you overheard them speaking in spanish to a co-worker and later on ask them if they speak another language.
Joel - "Yo no sé cómo prender esta computadora. Soy lento."
Jeff - "Hey, you speak another language, right?"
Joel - "Other language? What?"
Jeff - "Joel, you are a fucktard."
Jeff - "Hey, you speak another language, right?"
Joel - "Other language? What?"
Jeff - "Joel, you are a fucktard."
by Dwight K. Schrute August 04, 2007
by Dwight k. Schrute January 08, 2019
1) adj-The act of jogging through IKEA instead of going to your step mom's former boss's wedding
2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
2) n- when you have to much crust and you just don't know what to do with it
1- bro I just don't wanna go to my step mom's former boss's wedding.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.
2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
Nah bro you don't have to just police spoon with me instead.
2-ugh this bread is so police spoon.
by Dwight k. Schrute January 08, 2020