Definitions by Dutch Boy

Schlong Connery 

Sean Connery's personal nickname for his legendary penis.

Sean Connery: Shrpead em' wide sho that that ole' Schlong Connery can shqueeze his way in.

Schlong Connery by Dutch Boy July 18, 2012

Up the Dutch

Phrase shouted at top of voice, while skipping to the referee to give their name. Often shouted when drunk

Playing a football match and being substituted in the last five minuites, then shouting up the dutch

Up the Dutch by Dutch boy October 11, 2006