Flaming Hand

The Flaming hand is the process of dipping one's hand in kerosene then lighting that hand on fire, while quickly inserting your hand into a woman's vagina. The later result is quite obvious and hilarious.
"We won't be hearing from that slut for a while, Timmy gave her the ol' Flaming Hand."
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The Conquistador

Where you have sex with a man or woman, give them small pox, then kill off their entire family after you've weakened them with your pestilent diseases.
"I gave Jenny the conquistador, now I won't have to worry about her finding out that I gave her mom the conquistador right after I gave it to her later that night."
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