The Conquistador

Where you have sex with a man or woman, give them small pox, then kill off their entire family after you've weakened them with your pestilent diseases.

"I gave Jenny the conquistador, now I won't have to worry about her finding out that I gave her mom the conquistador right after I gave it to her later that night."

by Dustin Johnson A.K.A. The 18 Inch Punisher April 07, 2008

Flaming Hand

The Flaming hand is the process of dipping one's hand in kerosene then lighting that hand on fire, while quickly inserting your hand into a woman's vagina. The later result is quite obvious and hilarious.

"We won't be hearing from that slut for a while, Timmy gave her the ol' Flaming Hand."

by Dustin Johnson A.K.A. The 18 Inch Punisher April 07, 2008