Definitions by Dubs Dix

Valente’d 

Bent over a barrel and pegged by a giant wooden club

You got Valente’d!!!

Pronounced val-ent-tayed

Valente’d by Dubs Dix February 27, 2019

J-Dix 

A nickname given to a wealthy & disengaged co-worker, who generally does not need the income from his job, but rather remains employed to meet a stipulation in his Trust-fund.
In most cases the J-Dix does not engage with coworkers, has quirks about him, and spends as little time doing work as possible.

Worker 1: J-dix rolled in at 10:30 today..
Worker 2: He told me his house was robbed at lunch and left to sort things out.
Worker 1: I just checked snapchat he is jet skiing at his beach house.
Worker 2: How does he not get fired?

J-Dix by Dubs Dix July 19, 2018