Dubiks's definitions

demons

Possibly the most satanic things a human being can come across. They are summoned from the darkest depths of hell and eventually find their way to Earth to torture human beings across the world. They're the monsters that make little voices inside your head that make you feel worthless, incompetent, hated, in-confident, and almost every other negative trait you can think of. They will make you feel like complete shit until you either figure out a way to get rid of them, or kill yourself to get away from the monstrous beings. They're nearly impossible to get rid of once inside your head and will take a tremendous amount of work to get rid of. The sooner you get rid of these demons the better, as they will often grow stronger and stronger until they literally devour your soul and spirit.

Fortunately, there are ways of getting rid of these demons for good which are called healthy coping mechanisms. However, there are also unhealthy coping mechanisms that will only work for a short amount of time and will often make the demons stronger in the long run.

Healthy Coping Mechanisms
hanging out with friends
having a hobby
writing your feelings down
working out
practicing being positive

Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
looking at porn
doing drugs
drinking alcohol
cutting yourself
eating junk food

Demon: "You suck. Everyone hates you and thinks you're a fucking loser. You don't deserve to be alive and will benefit everyone if you would just end it all. Now go kill yourself like the worthless piece of shit you are!"
Me: (sigh) "Why me god, why me?"

by Dubiks August 28, 2018

Netflix

A company that butt fucked cable when it comes to ratings

People are now moving from cable to netflix

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

never give up

A saying that often promotes motivation and perseverance, but when put in the wrong situation can actually make ones live really fucking miserable.

Me: Dude I hate my fucking job. My boss keeps telling me if I work hard enough he'll give me a raise.
misinformed: Never give up u got dis!
intelligent person: Dude quit your job. You can find a better job doing something you actually enjoy.

by Dubiks January 15, 2019

swear jar

A bullshit tyrannical procedure that's set up by most parents in order to improve their personal image

child: damnit
dad: Oh, that's one dollar from you young man
child: (breaks swear jar) Fuck the system

by Dubiks March 2, 2019

sacrificial e-mail account

An email account, other than a person’s primary e-mail, that a person creates for posting controversial information so then employers, or anyone else, don’t find out about the stuff they post online

Person 1: dude why tf would you post that? You do know that employers trace that shit
Person 2: don’t worry I used my sacrificial e-mail account
Person 1: oh thank god

by Dubiks May 31, 2019

Rosa Parks

The reason why African Americans are now able to sit at the front of the bus

(African American sits at front of the bus)
bus driver: sir can u move to the back of the bus
African American: It’s not the 50s anymore dumbass, were now able to sit at the front of the bus ever since Rosa Parks stood up against that bus driver in Montgomery
bus driver: oh right, damnit

by Dubiks January 21, 2019

couch

An object that gets more ass than you will in your entire life

couches are total ass magnets

by Dubiks December 31, 2018