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Definitions by Dubiks

inferior 

How society sees everyone under the age of 18
The government gives less rights to everyone under the age of 18 just like they did with women and black people in the past

(inferior)
inferior by Dubiks March 2, 2019

household protest 

A form of protest where a bunch of siblings protest against a rule their parents enforced onto them in their household
Charlie and six of his other siblings formed a household protest against having a swear jar in the house
household protest by Dubiks March 1, 2019
The age where people finally start to see you as a god damn human being with rights
activist: Women should be given the right to vote
17 year old: I want to be able to vote too
activist: Fuck off minor, only people 18 and older are allowed to vote
18 by Dubiks February 28, 2019

online shopping 

An otherwise great form of shopping where you can buy whatever you desire without a single interaction. Except for the fact that the item takes a fucking week in order for it to get to your house. I mean god damn, you'd think that with all the planes and drones we have nowadays it'd be quick but nooooo, it has to go through processing bullshit, which apparently takes even longer than shipping it across the country. We have to wait 5-7 days before we actually get the item we want, and if it's coming from over seas it takes even longer. And don't even get me started on shipping fees.
*Me online shopping*
Me: Wow an awesome Rubik's cube. (clicks buy)
(4 fucking days later)
Me: It's still not here >:(
online shopping by Dubiks February 27, 2019

American Dream 

An ideology that only applies to rich, white males
Only rich, white males are capable of achieving the American Dream. Everyone else is out of the picture
American Dream by Dubiks February 26, 2019

Must Meditate March 

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March.
My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March
Must Meditate March by Dubiks February 24, 2019

Must Meditate March 

The month after Free Fap February where you jizzed all you can and gave Jesus the finger at the beginning of the month, so you end up moving on to meditation practices for the entire month of March
My balls are now drained so I must use this time to meditate for Must Meditate March
Must Meditate March by Dubiks February 24, 2019