Definitions by Drury Lane

Stinky Rod 

A turd so massive in both girth and length that it causes the back to be erect.

"When we had a height competition, I wanted to win so I concentrated my formidably spunky feces into a stinky rod."

Stinky Rod by Drury Lane September 3, 2006

Jigger 

Noun: A person who pretends to be jewish; a Jewish "wannabe".

"Sydney, don't be a zayin, ya know what I'm sayin'."
"Ian, you are such a jigger."

Jigger by Drury Lane September 1, 2006