Drunk Bob 's definitions

Party Bruises

The bruises that appear seemingly overnight on your body which can only be accounted for by blaming them on last night's extreme level of intoxication.

I woke up this morning with so many Party Bruises! I guess I should not have tried to ride the mechanical bull....three times...again...

by Drunk Bob July 18, 2016

Croaker Nuggets

When you're fishing in Louisiana and all you keep catching are those damn little croakers.

Hey Mike, you catchin' anything? Mike: yea, all i keep catching are these damn croaker nuggets! But i'm saving them for Jordan because he's the only tard that wants to eat them.

by Drunk Bob June 30, 2011

Bourg

The act of burning everything you attempt to cook on a bbq pit.

How are the steaks? They bourged them again!

by Drunk Bob February 24, 2011