The bruises that appear seemingly overnight on your body which can only be accounted for by blaming them on last night's extreme level of intoxication.
I woke up this morning with so many Party Bruises! I guess I should not have tried to ride the mechanical bull....three times...again...
by Drunk Bob July 18, 2016

by Drunk Bob February 24, 2011

Hey Mike, you catchin' anything? Mike: yea, all i keep catching are these damn croaker nuggets! But i'm saving them for Jordan because he's the only tard that wants to eat them.
by Drunk Bob June 30, 2011
