Bonephonist

Phone sex provider.
It Anthony Wiener had a employed a professional bonephonist he wouldn't be having all these problems.
by Drinkin Lincoln September 01, 2013
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Bonephone

The telephone used by a phone sex provider.
You kids be quiet in there, Momma's gotta answer the bonephone!
by Drinkin Lincoln September 01, 2013
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Moonbattery

Felonious assault with stupid liberal ideas.
A perfect example of Moonbattery is the proposed California high speed rail system.
by Drinkin Lincoln July 19, 2012
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