Definitions by Drinkin Lincoln

Bonephone 

The telephone used by a phone sex provider.

You kids be quiet in there, Momma's gotta answer the bonephone!

Bonephone by Drinkin Lincoln September 1, 2013

Bonephonist 

Phone sex provider.

It Anthony Wiener had a employed a professional bonephonist he wouldn't be having all these problems.

Bonephonist by Drinkin Lincoln September 1, 2013

Moonbattery 

Felonious assault with stupid liberal ideas.

A perfect example of Moonbattery is the proposed California high speed rail system.

Moonbattery by Drinkin Lincoln July 19, 2012