Definitions by DrShadowKnight

Shanog 

Shanog is an urban myth that haunts the streets of Coventry. Locals have stated he has three forms, Shapoverty, Shanonce, and Shabogeys. His name is a translation from the ancient Punjabi language. His shanog form is his aggressive boar like form where he attacks locals at night with his elastic wood that can wrap around the earth.

“I have just gotten harassed in Coventry city centre”
Instead of harassed locals say “Shanogged”

Shanog by DrShadowKnight December 5, 2023

Kapis 

A word translated from ancient transcripts to usually describe the supreme leader or also know as the CEO. He tends to have above average testosterone which means he is everything sexual ranging from women to even the most manly men. Kapis is the CEO of nutting as translated from the history books which it also describes that the month of November was named“No-Kapis November”

“Is that an anaconda?”
“No it’s kapis on soft”

Kapis by DrShadowKnight December 5, 2023