Ligma

Ligma is a diasese that originated in the south-east Asian country of Sawcon, it was discovered by scientists Charles D Eema, and Ray Pist, the first recorded patient was a homeless man that was used as a lab rat named Moe Lester, and he died within two days of his infection. After that the viles of the disease were lost, and the disease went cold for over a century, until Sugondese (person from Sawcon) scientist Comm-U-Nism, took the vile on a trip to Chicago Illinois, where he lost the vile, and his life when he wore red on the south side, from there the disease fell into the hands of a notorious drug dealer/ SoundCloud rapper

Uhava “Lil Pipi” Bich, where he put it in some dank weed and sold it to popular Twitch Fortnite streamer Ninja, Ninja got the disease and was the first case in over a century. From there the disease spread throughout the Fortnite community, but thankfully, the disease has evolved and changed over time, it is now a STD (sexually transmitted disease) and since so far only Fortnite players have it, we are all safe from this deadly disease

also LIGMA BALLS BITCH

Eema: “Aye Ray, what do you say we call this disease”
Pist: “Well it affects the lungs, intestines, causes lumps in the groin area( the sugondese word for groin is midickhard), and as we’ve seen from poor Moe over there, causes death by asphyxiation, so how about Ligma
Eema: Good name Pist
Pist: Thanks, also, why Eema
Eema: Eema dick bitch

by DrBigAndToasty October 22, 2018