Definitions by Dr. Warren James
confinement loaf
Lit., A dish traditionally served to inmates or shipmates, rumored to contain saltpeter (potassium nitrate or sodium nitrate), a notorious suppressor of male libido; Figuratively, any unsaisfying answer, inadequate response, or chicken-shit explanation given by the powers-that-be to anyone subject to their authority.
"I tried to get a straight answer from the warden, but all he was dealin' was confinement loaf."
"I asked her ten times what was wrong, but all she'd serve me was confinement loaf."
"The reporters kept coming back to what Bush actually said, but all they could get from his press-secretary was confinement loaf."
"I asked her ten times what was wrong, but all she'd serve me was confinement loaf."
"The reporters kept coming back to what Bush actually said, but all they could get from his press-secretary was confinement loaf."
confinement loaf by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008
lift one cheek
"I got really uncomfortable during his speech--it got so bad I had to lift one cheek."
"The dog was in the room, so I was able to lift one cheek while my grandma wasn't looking."
"The dog was in the room, so I was able to lift one cheek while my grandma wasn't looking."
lift one cheek by Dr. Warren James December 26, 2008