Dr. Turtle's definitions

bacon

large scabs usually in a similar shape as a piece of bacon.

Hey Turtle, nice slab of bacon on that knee. Where did you biff?

by Dr. Turtle February 3, 2009

augered

To crash your mtb so hard that you remove a considerable size soil sample, usually with your face.

Dude I hit a root wrong, endoed and augered into the berm. Now I have bacon on my chin!

by Dr. Turtle February 3, 2009

Teaparty

A group of concerned citizens who (through ignorance and blind patriotism) publicly act out in support of policies and legislation that is against their own best interests.

The Teaparty is showing up to demonstrate against the health care bill this afternoon.

by Dr. Turtle February 4, 2010