Bonerism

an inconvenient slip of the tongue (usually when you accidentally say something perverted)

Mary - "I was trying to tell him that I really appreciate his hard work, but what came out was that I really appreciate his hard wood."

Beth - "Bitch, you pulled a real bonerism on that shit."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD February 04, 2006

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up your butt with a coconut

A derogatory comment that is akin to telling someone to shove a coconut up their bunghole.

Petee - "Up your butt with a coconut"

Johnson - "Igbyab (I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch)!"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 09, 2007

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Igbyab

Acronym for I'm gonna beat yo' ass beotch

Johnson - "Igbyab!"

Bob - "What did I do?"

Johnson - "Tony Danza?"

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD April 09, 2007

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Mosh pit

A place where men with homosexual tendencies (but they are afraid to admit it) go to rub their dicks on each other, and occasionally gang rape an unsuspecting girl who happens to be standing too close to the melee.

BillyBob: "I liked that mosh pit. It made me feel all funny like when I climb the rope in gym class."

Sheep: "Bhaaaaa..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD March 18, 2007

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what's the dinx

This is an expression that my old assed aunt uses to say "what's up". She's really old, but apparently when she was young they used to say stupid shit like, "hey dickhead, what's the dinx?" She's got some problems with her butt, and would totally shit in her granny panties if she found out that "what's the dinx" made the hallowed pages of the Urban Dictionary. So, give the old broad a break, you jackass. Publish this shit... NOW!

Certificatologist: "Hey midget!"

Midget: "What"

Certificatologist: "What's the dinx?"

Midget: "I fingered blasted your mother in the ass last night."

Certificatologist: "Sweet..."

by Dr. Todd Fuquad PhD August 24, 2006

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