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Texas Gift Basket 

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When two sexual partners are engaged in analingus and the partner who is having their salad tossed farts in the tosser's mouth
"Halfway through having my asshole eaten out, I gave Ellen a Texas Gift Basket."
Texas Gift Basket by Dr. Steve Cleamer January 16, 2015
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N.I. double Guh ER 

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The cause for all the noise outside of your shack on a blustery night. You may have originally thought it was Jeffélumps and Joozles coming to steal your honey but it was just a N.I. double Guh ER
Pooh: "Who are you?"
Nigger: "I'm Nigger! N.I. double Guh ER!"
Pooh: "What's a Nigger?"
Nigger (While looking into the camera): "Well he asked for it!"
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five guy cream pie 

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An all male orgy of five guys or more. The acts committed are limited only by the participants imagination but a true five guy cream pie MUST consist of at least two things; a) five male participants and b) lots of semen
Joseph R. Cools: "Did you see Antron is in the hospital?"
Dr. Steve: "No, what happened?!"
Joseph R. Cools: "He took part in a five guy cream pie last night"
Dr. Steve: "When will he learn?"
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canadian contact lenses 

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When there is still a little semen in a woman's eye after receiving a cumshot or getting bukkake
"Dude, these REAL canadian contact lenses suck, I feel like there's cum in my eye!"
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touch of the burgers 

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Touch of the Burgers is a phrase used to describe someone who is in some way socially off. Could be subtle, could be blatant but one thing is for sure, the person in question is a social mongoloid. Touch of the Burgers is in reference to Asperger's syndrome and should not be confused with touch of the downs.
Tomtron: "Tyler is really overprotective of his red rubber ball. He bit me when I tried to pick it up!"
Antron Prime: "Seems to me like that boy's got a touch of the burgers."
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