Dr. Snoctopus's definitions

Yankee Swap

Slang: A term used to describe the act of oral sex being performed between two partners simultaneously. Synonymous with 69.

“I had an embarrassing experience. I came home early and caught my parents in the middle of a yankee swap. There was jizz everywhere.”

by Dr. Snoctopus November 5, 2017

meoretically

The likelihood or probability of YOU doing able to do something that is THEORETICALLY possible.

“Yeah, I know that running a five minute mile is THEORETICALLY possible, I’m just saying it’s not MEORETICALLY possible. I’m pretty out of shape, dude. “

by Dr. Snoctopus March 30, 2019