Definitions by Dr. Schlong

Schlong 

A schlong is a massive veiny hairy monster of a penial object. Keep out of reach of small children

"Bro did you see that horses giant long schlong. its was beautiful"

Schlong by Dr. Schlong February 28, 2019

Shroud of Urine 

Mount your lady friend from behind & grab her arms submission-style. 1/2-way through, switch to the no-no hole so she starts crying. Pull out and pee on her head. Mash her face into the pillow so it leaves a make-up/tear/urine face on the fabric.

"After I gave Barb a shroud of urine last night, I made her wash the pillow cover while I watched the game. Bitch knows better than to leave a stain."

Shroud of Urine by Dr. Schlong July 24, 2008