Dr. Richard P. Staunch's definitions

Portalingus

Performing cunnilingus while having a bowel movement in a portapotty.

I told the lady in the portapotty id give her a good round of portalingus after busting in on her to take a shit.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 5, 2011

Hung like a fruit bat

A person with an extremely large penis in proportion to their body.

Eric leaves three tracks in the sand when he walks on the beach he is hung like a fruit bat.

by Dr. Richard P. Staunch September 6, 2011