Dr. Reuben's definitions

Brattleboro

A small rapidly dying town in Southern VT with zero industry and a propensity to continually shoot itself in the foot economically. Brattleboro is essentially run by the 7 slumlords (I won't mention any names but one of the main culprit's name rhymes with "baleen"). Brattleboro is a great place to live if you're junkie (free health care) or a one-per-center but a shit-hole for everyone else. It will never change.

Chamber of commerce slogan: "Come to Brattleboro - Eat terrible food, get your car broken into and leave!"

by Dr. Reuben August 22, 2022

Top Bad

The absolute pinacle of "bad".

Shit man, that's top bad about your old lady bangin' that fucko...and a PIG no less.

by Dr. Reuben October 12, 2011