MILF Hug

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When a kid gives their friend's mom a hug at the perfect height to bestow their head in the breasts.

Q: Why did you just give my mom a hug?
A: She has big boobs. I had to give her a MILF hug.

by Dr. Quantavious Shawaneak April 2, 2020

It's Breathing

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A claim made to objects when a person is hallucinating on shrooms.

Look at that shit dude. It's breathing. I'm so fucked up.

by Dr. Quantavious Shawaneak April 2, 2020