mofene

Prison version of morphine, often prescribed by inmates for themselves using stolen doctor notes.

Common dosages range from one to two pounds.

Inmate: "I need this scrip filled."
Pharmacist: "1 lb. of mofene?"
Inmate: "Fuck yeah."

by Dr. KLUE August 11, 2008

flab monkey

Someone who jiggles when you punch them. Usually eats leftover tacos for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

by Dr. KLUE September 30, 2008

Flab Monkey

The fat friend of your group. Often is into and collects worthless junk. Usually eats pizza for breakfast.

Chris is such a flab monkey.

by Dr. KLUE October 01, 2008