Dr. Grimmage, Pediatrics's definitions

Flund

A very serious injury that leaves a Jesus-shaped scar or bruise. It is referred to as a "flund" by those who make pilgrimages to pray by the wound.

Person 1: I got attacked by a fucking bear.
Person 2: Let us join hands in prayer by the flund.

by Dr. Grimmage, Pediatrics October 11, 2008