Definitions by Dr. Gay4Cavill

Drama Wet

When a girl is so into you that she begins dumping an avalanche of personal shit. Like, way more than a pre-Karen at lunch break. She either thinks you're gay, or she is drama wet.

Manboi 1: I couldn't believe how much she kept talking last night.

Manboi 2: may b e she's drama wet

Manno 1: ew no I'm gay

Drama Wet by Dr. Gay4Cavill August 21, 2022

Conchmonch 

Going all out in pleasing your female partner's nethers.

See "monch the conch"

Acceptable uses/derivations:

Conchmonch (noun or verb)
Conchmoncher (a moncher of conch)
Conchmonched (state of having conch been monched)
Conchmonching (a state of active and ongoing conch monch)

Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He's a conchmoncher for sure.

Girl 1: So when's the wedding?

Conchmonch by Dr. Gay4Cavill March 11, 2022

monch the conch 

When you're down super down to go down. The noun and verb forms of "conchmonch" are also acceptable and encouraged.

Girl 1: How was your Tinder date?

Girl 2: He monch the conch.

Girl 1: So when is the wedding?

monch the conch by Dr. Gay4Cavill March 11, 2022

Kneeclap 

When you're trying to be a straight male but you see an overwhelming masculine force (e.g. Henry Cavill as Geralt) and your legs spread but you try to desperately close them.

Bro 1: how was The Witcher

Bro 2: I...I kneeclapped bro

Bro 1: bro, sames

Kneeclap by Dr. Gay4Cavill February 13, 2022