Definitions by Dr. G. Nius, Oxon.

Cambridge University 

A large collection of the less well endowed bastards on this earth (Both in a physical and mental sense)

What a cambridge university undergraduate!

Cambridge University by Dr. G. Nius, Oxon. November 9, 2006

Oxford University

Collective noun for a superior group of men.

What a large Oxford University!

Oxford University by Dr. G. Nius, Oxon. November 9, 2006