Definitions by Dr. Felchenstien
mystery cheese
A unknown cheese-like substance that resides beneath the unwashed foreskin that has a gestation period of of 3 to 5 days. Can be spread or dipped. Synon: smegma.
mystery cheese by Dr. Felchenstien May 24, 2004
clam sandwich
Two vaginas are pressed togther with a thin layer of roast beef placed in bewteen! It is a thinly sliced lean roast beef pressed between two hairless clams.
Excuse me... is that a clam sandwich that you two lovely ladies are displaying? Yes, we are pushing our pussies togther and, yes, this is roast beef inbetween!
clam sandwich by Dr. Felchenstien May 20, 2004