3 definitions by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn

floobadouche

When Rodrigo Santorum withdrew his penile implant he noticed his perinium smelled of day old cod. He then knew he had a future successful batch of cologne called floobadouche.

Peter Frampton continued to play the show despite his smelly floobadouche.

by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn July 30, 2011

Receding gooch line

The recession of hair in the male gooch region that gets worse with age.

Andrew became self conscious of his receding gooch line.

by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn May 19, 2011

gooch tickler

While in painting class in high school, Billy Corgan, future singer of the Smashing Pumpkins decided to create a machine that would paint pictures while Billy would play with his gooch in the other room. Billy then tripped on his way to the toilet and landed gooch first on his paint brush tipped machine. Billy found delightfully that he would devote his life to promoting his miracle machine which he deemed his "gooch Tickler". In a freak male lactation accident, Billy accidentally broke his machine and was unable to remake it effectively. He then took to his fifth love, music.

Billy spoke of his gooch tickler to a confused crowd.

by Dr. Edward Scrotalporn May 19, 2011