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The Chuck Norris

A sexual Act involving penetration of a Women's ass with a cowboy boot whilst assuring her that you are wearing protection, you splooge on the Vagina, tits, and face, afterwords, exploding inside of her.
I gave M. LIB the old Chuck Norris last night because she refused to make me food.

Alt. Ex. Roofus gave Kiyesha the Chuck Norris after she tried to talk back to him, thus making her ass two times too big.
by Dr. Cornwalice April 20, 2008
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Anuistle

V. To whistle with your anus
Brent: I've heard you can do things with your ass, crazy things.
John: Yeah back in my tijuana days we all did crazy things with our asses, I remember this old mexican guy who lived in the desert, he showed me how to whistle with my ass by closing my ass lips tightly and blowing a fart out forcibly.
Brent: So could we learn how to do this?
John: Yeah, bend over,we need to carry on the tradition right?
Brent: What did they call it?
John:... an Anuistle
by Dr. Cornwalice February 21, 2008
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Bejabbered

To overcome one (past), to have happened.
Man, whats bejabbered you?

I ate too much topamax and suffered muscle spasms, sorry to worry you guys
by Dr. Cornwalice February 15, 2008
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Tard bucket

A wheel chair or a device designed specifically for handicapped people
I saw Johnny after that UPS truck hit him, they have him in a tard bucket now, all he seems to do is drool on himself, can't walk, can't even talk.
by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008
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