Dr. Cornwalice's definitions

Tard bucket

A wheel chair or a device designed specifically for handicapped people

I saw Johnny after that UPS truck hit him, they have him in a tard bucket now, all he seems to do is drool on himself, can't walk, can't even talk.

by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008

Fluoxecide

The act of killing others when taking the drug fluoxetine (prozac)

In 1995, wheelchair impared Bill Dole, stole a full auto glock and purchased two shotguns and an M4 carbine before wheeling into a mail sorting facility in rural Arkansas, and commited fluoxecide by fatally shooting forty workers and injuring ten others then killing himself after a shootout with local law enforcement.

by Dr. Cornwalice February 16, 2008

Chocolate Eclairs

Refrence to an explicit sex act which involves a man deficating on a women's chest, cutting the feces open, jizzing inside of a single turd and then watching the women eat the entire thing.

Jesus, you guys weren't kidding about the prostitute you bought me last night, she was a real nasty one, she was into catholiz priezts, jurblonskiis, and chocolate eclairs! What a fucking dirty whore!

by Dr. Cornwalice April 14, 2008

Catholik Priezt

A sexual position in which either partner kneels as is too pray, while inserting both hands (in typical prayer formation) into the ass of the other partner

Damn miekal gave me the gnarliest catholik priezt last night, it was so good, I think I found God.

by Dr. Cornwalice April 21, 2008