2 definitions by Dr. Chesterfield

The Landmine

After a one-night stand with a club slut, cum in her high heel when she's in the bathroom. When she goes to put the shoe back on, she'll feel it and jump away, like she stepped on a landmine.

While she was in the shower, I laid the landmine in her shoe!

by Dr. Chesterfield January 1, 2015

The Joystick

When you're fucking a girl doggy style, you take off one of her stiletto high heels, jam the stiletto in her ass, and grip the shoe like a joy stick, making WWII fighter sounds as you finish inside her.

You should have heard her yelp when I gave her the joystick.

by Dr. Chesterfield December 29, 2015