Dr. Assman's definitions

fecate

1. to convert innocuous food substances or other ingested solids into effectively repulsive waste matter.

2. make a turd

The weapons employed in a standard food fight become much more effective after you fecate them.

In order to defecate, one must first fecate.

by Dr. Assman July 18, 2011

refecate

to reinsert a recently excreted turd.

After the proctologist defecated, he quickly realized that he had pooped out the wrong dook. The obvious solution was to refecate.

by Dr. Assman February 26, 2011