Definitions by Dr carbeery the 4WDriveth

Poopity scoopity woopity do

The act of scooping crap into a dish and staring at it for hours whilst constipating existence.

Tod was feeling down so he took a crap on the floor, one "Poopity scoopity woopity do* later Tod was contemplating existence.

Poopity scoopity woopity do by Dr carbeery the 4WDriveth September 5, 2022

Gundram 

A conundrum that's faced during/after a gun fight.

Micheal shot Tod. Michael was faced with a "gundram" of what to do with the body .

Tod and Michael had guns pointed at each other's nostrils, neither wanted to shoot first. They were faced with a gundram.

Gundram by Dr carbeery the 4WDriveth September 4, 2022

glafhed 

To be "Glafhed" is to be murdered by someone while reclining on a couch.

Micheal was comfy and reclining on the couch, Tom was jealous so he glafhed Micheal. Micheal was killed instantly upon being glafhed

glafhed by Dr carbeery the 4WDriveth September 3, 2022