3 definitions by Dr Strangepork

Welsh Gorilla

A large, rude, abusive bully who takes advantage of people to hide his own insecurities and to make himself look good to his bosses. A Welsh Gorilla exploits the common American misconception that an English accent implies education and intelligence to mask his lack of either. He will manipulate, and lie for recognition and personal gain. Also known as a Welsh Lummox, he is usually both a misogynist and a homophobe. This beast love to set people up to fail so there is someone else to blame for his own failures. He can only be defeated by standing up to him, as with many bullies, he is only secure enough to abuse people he perceives as weak.

We must stand up to the Welsh Gorilla, he will abuse us if we don't protect ourselves.

by Dr Strangepork January 20, 2015

Piddletwist

The hair on the end of a dog's penis that gets soaked in urine and twists together forming a firm point.

The small black dog's piddletwist needs trimming, he has been swabbing it all over the couch.

by Dr Strangepork January 20, 2015

Quarry Whore

One who performs sexual acts on mine workers for money or personal gain.

The young Quarry Whore hoped to suck his way to financial freedom, possibly as a general contractor.

by Dr Strangepork January 20, 2015