Definitions by Dr Smooth
Maria's Shadow
That chick's G- thang be so far up her ass you can see 'Maria's Shadow.' Clearly she ain't bleaching that.
Maria's Shadow by Dr Smooth August 19, 2018
vertical cheeseburger
The tastiest burger known to man (and some women) the vertical cheeseburger. The vertical cheeseburger is a well-loved name for the humble vagina. Take a $2 McDonalds cheeseburger and turn it vertically and the resemblance to the human female vagina is uncanny.
I ate Rhonda's vertical cheeseburger literally all weekend. In fact I'm sure I heard her say "would you like fries with that?" while I was mid meal.
vertical cheeseburger by Dr Smooth September 17, 2017