Dr Dongmeister's definitions

Stuart

A fuck buddy you definitely don’t want your parents to know about

I’m off to meet Stuart (I’m away to get my Nat King Cole)

by Dr Dongmeister September 16, 2020

Shuttle Disaster

Catastrophic, explosive diarrhoea, resulting in blowing your “O Ring”, just like the 1986 Challenger Space Shuttle disaster

Oh man, I had a vicious Tandoori last night and had a shuttle disaster this morning

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019

Mucking Fords Wuddled

Getting tongue-tied, getting your words mixed up, instead of getting your fucking words muddled

Whenever I’m trying to talk to a pretty girl, I always get my mucking fords wuddled

by Dr Dongmeister June 14, 2019