Fart and Depart

To fart and then leave the scene of the crime before the deed is discovered.

Bill: 'Urgh, what's that smell?'
Alice: 'Chris must have let one go. A classic case of fart and depart.'

by Dr C-K January 18, 2010

Desperanto

The use of unrelated words from a variety of languages, including English, in the same sentence to attempt to convey meaning while in a non-English speaking country. Often delivered in a panicky attempt to be understood.

Bill: Dude, how will we find the right train?

Alice: Don't worry, I speak Desperanto: Hola, ou est le train pour Barcelona bitte? A quelle hour does it salga por favor?

by Dr C-K April 18, 2009