Definitions by Dr Tard

The Football wall 

When a football fan cannot accept their club is not the biggest in the world till players they want go elsewhere. it is like when a woman hits the wall at 30

Newcastle United have hit the football wall

The Football wall by Dr Tard August 10, 2025

Small Chops 

1. A Nigerian snack made of pastries and small cutlets of varying meats

2. Someone with a petite and slender frame

I would love some small chops for a snack

Look at those small chops over there, I wouldn't mind a bite

Small Chops by Dr Tard August 9, 2025

Ikin Trip

Packing Doxycycline and PrEP for a trip abroad knowing full well you won't be using protection.

Doctor, I'm doing an Ikin Trip to Rio. Can I get a PrEP and Doxy prescription

Ikin Trip by Dr Tard November 27, 2021

Femur OBryan 

Mythical Timid like creature said to habit the French Alps and was thought to bring injury, misfortune and broken bones to those who crossed its path.

Dios mio may the lord protect us on this mountain crossing from the Femur OBryan (FemBry)

Femur OBryan by Dr Tard March 8, 2016