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Definitions by Dpcx Alpha Male

GUNT GRUDGE 

A GRUNT GRUDGE IS WHEN A MAN IS LOOKING FOR THE PUSSY HOLE AND THINKS THE GUNT IS THE SLICE OF LIFE, HE DIDNT REALIZE HES BEEN SLIDING HIS COCK IN AND OUT OF HER GUNT CAUSING HIM SEVER GUNT GRUDGE AND HUMILIATION
I WAS SO FUCKING MAD AT THAT BITCH, I JIZZED AL OVER HER IN BETWEEN HER GUNT AND PUSSY WTF??????

MAN,, MY COCK STUNK LIKE CHEESE I WAS FUCKING HER GUNT,,, MAN NOW I SUFFER FROM GUNT GRUDGE
GUNT GRUDGE by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009
1. HARDENED GUNT CHEESE THAT COVERS THEN GUNT AND NEEDS TO BE BROKEN OFF WITH A CHIPPING GUN/JACKHAMMER

2. A SELF DEFENSE SLIME THAT THE GUNT OOZES OUT AND COVERS ITSELF
HOLY SHIT THAT GUNTCRETE IS SOME TOUGH SHIT TO CRACK
GUNTCRETE by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

DERANGED DICK 

A DICK THAT'S JUST THE OBJECT OF SOME HORNY BASTARD,WHO WIL FUCK ANYTHING, AT ANY TIME IRREGARDLESS OF HOW IT SMELLS, WHAT IT WEARS, HOW HARD AND STANKY IT SWEATS, OR HOW OFFENSIVE IT IS
YOU DERANGED DICK!! YOU WENT N FUCKED THAT CHICKEN,,WTF?

OKAY,,OKAY SO I HAVE A DRENAGED DICK,, AND YEAH,, IT DONT HAVE A NOSE,, SO IT DONT CARE WHO THE PUSSY SMELLS,, MY DERANGED DICK JUST FUCKS IT,, BOING!!

HEY THAT DUDE'S GOT DERANGED DICK,, HE WAS IN THAT FAT GUNT, AND THEN THE SKINNY SKANK, AND THEN HIS OWN MOUTH,, WHAT A FUCKING DERANGED DICK!!!!!!!
DERANGED DICK by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION 

TITS THAT BIG SO BIG THEY'RE LIKE HAVING 2 SCUD MISSLES LAY ON YOUR CHEST AND HAVE THE BREATHING CUT OFF. PITTED AREOLAS, AND NIPPLES THE SIZE OF HAND GRENADES. UNDER THE TITS IS SWEAT, AND OLD POWDER,, AND SMELLY PERFUME TO HISE THE MASS DESTRUCTION OF THE PENIS AND ITS FUNCTIONS.
MY EX HAD TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD 2 FUCKIN HERINIA,, LETTING HER PUT THEM THINGS ON MY BALLS...OUCH!!

HEY BUDDDY,, GET THE FUCK OUT THE WAY,, HERE COMES THAT CHICK, SHE'S GOT TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, DONT WALK BEHIND HER DUDE,,YOU'LL SINK IN THE DEEP LINES, AND NEVER BE FOUND AGAIN!!

MA WOMAN SLAPPED ME CROSS THE FACE WITH THEM TITTIES OF MASS DESTRUCTION,, I HAD TO HAVE MY JAW WIRED.

DRYWALL CUNT 

VERY SIMPLE MEANING,,,, A PUSSY WITH NO JUICE LEFT,,, ALL FUCKED OUT,,, USED TO THE MAX,, DONE,,THE END
THAT NASTY BITCH,, I HAD TO BUY FUCKING LARD TO WET THAT OLD CUNT ENOUGH TO FUCKING EVEN GET IN THERE HALF WAY,, SHE HAD DRYWALL CUNT MAN,

HEY JOE,, DRYWALL PUSSY ISNT THE BEST THING MAN,, YOU NEED EXTRA SPAKLE TO FUCKING TRY TO SLIDE IN!!

WTF,, I FEEL LIKE I'M AT WIORK,, FUCKING THIS DRYWALL PUSSY, WITH NO JUICE IN IT,, I MIGHT AS WELL PUT IN FOR OVER TIME AT THE JOB SITE,,DAMN
DRYWALL CUNT by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

GUNT MANGLER 

1. A MAN WITH A DEATHWISH THAT HAS NOTHING TO LOSE

2. A TALIBAN FIGHTER THAT PLEDGED TO DIE AND FEARS NOTHING
HEY, I HEAR THEIR PAYING GUNT MANGLERS TOP MONEY, FUCK IF I'LL DO THAT, MY LIFES WORTH MORE
GUNT MANGLER by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009

GUNT MANGLING 

WHEN A MAN IS IN HEAT AND STARTS GUNT MANGLING HIS OVER WEIGHT COW LOOKING WOMAN

WHEN A GUY WITH A DEATH WISH MANGLES HIS WIFE'S ORANGUTAN GUNT WITH BBQ TONGS
HOLY WOW, THAT GUNT MANGLING IS SOME SHITY WORK

HOLY SHIT THAT DUDE'S BEEN GUNT MAGLING THAT CHICK SO HE GET A SEMI WOODY, HEY ROY,, HOW LONG YOU BEEN GUNT MAGLING BERTHA?
GUNT MANGLING by Dpcx Alpha Male September 1, 2009