17 definitions by Dpcx Alpha Male
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 20, 2009
A GRUNT GRUDGE IS WHEN A MAN IS LOOKING FOR THE PUSSY HOLE AND THINKS THE GUNT IS THE SLICE OF LIFE, HE DIDNT REALIZE HES BEEN SLIDING HIS COCK IN AND OUT OF HER GUNT CAUSING HIM SEVER GUNT GRUDGE AND HUMILIATION
I WAS SO FUCKING MAD AT THAT BITCH, I JIZZED AL OVER HER IN BETWEEN HER GUNT AND PUSSY WTF??????
MAN,, MY COCK STUNK LIKE CHEESE I WAS FUCKING HER GUNT,,, MAN NOW I SUFFER FROM GUNT GRUDGE
MAN,, MY COCK STUNK LIKE CHEESE I WAS FUCKING HER GUNT,,, MAN NOW I SUFFER FROM GUNT GRUDGE
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 3, 2009
A PUTRID SMELLING BEAST WITH A GUNT, HORRIBLE LOOKING WOMAN WITH A GROTESQUE GUNT THAT HAS A TERRIBLE ODOR PERMEATING THE AREA, ITS GUNT JUICE IS UDED TO MAKE PEPPER SPRAY
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 3, 2009
a condition, that arises from a fat douche bag, that has a gunt doesnt wash and the skin becomes rew, smelly,gooy, and stinks like true fromunda cheese, like sewage, or a shit pit
WTF???? man i tried to buy some things at the store, the chick that waited me had that thing called "gunt rash' smell,, she was fat, dirty and gross to the fucking max
friend: well, yeah, did you ask her to do the honorable thing and just fucking do society a favor and think of hanging herself?
no but she was flaunting that smell, and then bent down,, do you fucking believe her gunt was visible from the back?? this wad of flesh just stood out, like hanging curtains!!
friend: then just get her shower hooks and sop and go fuck yourself and her you fucking needy man!
friend: well, yeah, did you ask her to do the honorable thing and just fucking do society a favor and think of hanging herself?
no but she was flaunting that smell, and then bent down,, do you fucking believe her gunt was visible from the back?? this wad of flesh just stood out, like hanging curtains!!
friend: then just get her shower hooks and sop and go fuck yourself and her you fucking needy man!
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009
VERY SIMPLE MEANING,,,, A PUSSY WITH NO JUICE LEFT,,, ALL FUCKED OUT,,, USED TO THE MAX,, DONE,,THE END
THAT NASTY BITCH,, I HAD TO BUY FUCKING LARD TO WET THAT OLD CUNT ENOUGH TO FUCKING EVEN GET IN THERE HALF WAY,, SHE HAD DRYWALL CUNT MAN,
HEY JOE,, DRYWALL PUSSY ISNT THE BEST THING MAN,, YOU NEED EXTRA SPAKLE TO FUCKING TRY TO SLIDE IN!!
WTF,, I FEEL LIKE I'M AT WIORK,, FUCKING THIS DRYWALL PUSSY, WITH NO JUICE IN IT,, I MIGHT AS WELL PUT IN FOR OVER TIME AT THE JOB SITE,,DAMN
HEY JOE,, DRYWALL PUSSY ISNT THE BEST THING MAN,, YOU NEED EXTRA SPAKLE TO FUCKING TRY TO SLIDE IN!!
WTF,, I FEEL LIKE I'M AT WIORK,, FUCKING THIS DRYWALL PUSSY, WITH NO JUICE IN IT,, I MIGHT AS WELL PUT IN FOR OVER TIME AT THE JOB SITE,,DAMN
by Dpcx Alpha Male September 3, 2009
1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs
2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers
3. rug buned dick
2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers
3. rug buned dick
hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky
wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair
my dick hurts ,, its rug burned
wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair
my dick hurts ,, its rug burned
by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009
1. when a broad has one of theose slimmey clammy cunts,that looks dead and devours cocks like a venus flytrap
2. when a shaved pussy resembles a bowl of pork rinds
3. her pussy reminded me of 3 pounds of head cheese left out in the sun for a few hours
2. when a shaved pussy resembles a bowl of pork rinds
3. her pussy reminded me of 3 pounds of head cheese left out in the sun for a few hours
man i had my cock in a chick with pigskin pussy, the labia had like thorns and ratty hairs and shit,, was like fucking a sty!!
hey man,, i just fucked a chick with pigskin pussy she told me the jets would win if i did man did i get fucked big time, reminded me of a bowl of pork rinds !!
jesus ,, did you get a wiff of that pussy, reminded me of old head cheese
hey man,, i just fucked a chick with pigskin pussy she told me the jets would win if i did man did i get fucked big time, reminded me of a bowl of pork rinds !!
jesus ,, did you get a wiff of that pussy, reminded me of old head cheese
by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009