Dpcx Alpha Male's definitions

GUNT FLAUNTING

SOME SICK BITCH WHO THINKS SHE CAN WEAR SPANDEX,, AND SHORT SHIRT,, AND THEN HAS THE BSALLS TO LOOK YOU IN THE STRANGELY IF YOU DARE TO LOOK AT HER WITH DISGUST

WAND{EYES WIDE} ARE YOU STILL GOING TO BORROW MY PINK WAIST LENGTH SHIRT?

NOT TOO MUCH GUNT FLAUNTING, HUH??

MAMIE= {EYEBROWS FLUTTERING} WHY NOT? I'M LIKE LIKE TOTALLY COOL LOOKING IN THE SPANDEX AND SHIT T LOOK, AWSOME SHOWING OFF MY BOD,, SO WHAT IF HAVE A LITTLE MORE THAN OTHERS {EYES SMILING, AND CROSSING LEGS}

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 7, 2009

GUNT GRUNGE

A GREENISH SLIMY SUBSTANCE FOUND HANGING FROM AN UNWASHED GUNT, A PUTRID SMELLY MUCUS THAT GLEEMS FROM THE GUNT, HANGS LIKE FLEM

HOLY FUCK!!! ,, WHAT'S THAT SHIT ON THE FLOOR , WATCH YOUR STEP ,, IT HAS THE STENCH OF GUNT GRUNGE!!!=

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

GUNT GRUDGE

A GRUNT GRUDGE IS WHEN A MAN IS LOOKING FOR THE PUSSY HOLE AND THINKS THE GUNT IS THE SLICE OF LIFE, HE DIDNT REALIZE HES BEEN SLIDING HIS COCK IN AND OUT OF HER GUNT CAUSING HIM SEVER GUNT GRUDGE AND HUMILIATION

I WAS SO FUCKING MAD AT THAT BITCH, I JIZZED AL OVER HER IN BETWEEN HER GUNT AND PUSSY WTF??????

MAN,, MY COCK STUNK LIKE CHEESE I WAS FUCKING HER GUNT,,, MAN NOW I SUFFER FROM GUNT GRUDGE

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

PORKZILLA

A PUTRID SMELLING BEAST WITH A GUNT, HORRIBLE LOOKING WOMAN WITH A GROTESQUE GUNT THAT HAS A TERRIBLE ODOR PERMEATING THE AREA, ITS GUNT JUICE IS UDED TO MAKE PEPPER SPRAY

HOLY SHIT!!! ITS PORKZILLA ,,, RESPIRATORS ,, QUICK !!!!

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

GUNTCRETE

1. HARDENED GUNT CHEESE THAT COVERS THEN GUNT AND NEEDS TO BE BROKEN OFF WITH A CHIPPING GUN/JACKHAMMER

2. A SELF DEFENSE SLIME THAT THE GUNT OOZES OUT AND COVERS ITSELF

HOLY SHIT THAT GUNTCRETE IS SOME TOUGH SHIT TO CRACK

by Dpcx Alpha Male September 2, 2009

LOVEAGE

Love is what i have in my heart for you

Overpowering all bad things in my world is the good i get from yours

Vibrant is what our love is about ... alive with passion

Extra special is how you make me feel

Ass is what i call you lol

Gratitude is what i have for having met you

Everything is what i want to experience with you, no matter what it is, it'll be new and loving

that is what Loveage is all about

by Dpcx Alpha Male August 27, 2009

rug humper

1. when humping a rug on a floor because its more attractive then the yeast factory your wife has between her legs

2. when youre so hard up for pussy but such a loser you cant get any, you resort to humping cats claw carpet towers

3. rug buned dick

hey ,, i was champion rug humper, the floor was use cause of my wifes yeast factory was brutally stanky

wow,,, rug humping this cats claw tower sure is cool and i dont have to get out of my chair

my dick hurts ,, its rug burned

by Dpcx Alpha Male August 26, 2009