The worlds largest department store or shopping mall in the USA
which was founded in NY around 50 years ago
It's favoured by young teens and women, especially from the SFV
Other hardcore shoppers in the US love it,and people dont usually shop alone there because they like to bring friends, families, etc.. for a shopping spree they can never forget
It is found like in every state in the US and it's fuckin huge!!!!
You can get carried away, but its expensive and i mean really expensive.
Here are some of the stuff you can find at Macy's:
Clothing
Footwear
Bedding
Furniture
Jewelry
Beauty Products
Reasons why i hate Macy's so much
- The girls at my school keep asking me to go and help them choose a fucking hat for a fucking night out at some geeks party
(and im a boy myself, how the hell am i supposed to know)
- It's mega expensive there
- Its too busy
- When you first enter you think it has everything but when you cant find what you want...
Macy's on the other hand can be handy sometimes...
- If you shop there once you dont need to go buying stuff apart from food for the rest of your life
- Its an experience for like one time only
- You can get a $500 Macy's shopping card in the internet for like free, but u gotta put cash in it first.
which was founded in NY around 50 years ago
It's favoured by young teens and women, especially from the SFV
Other hardcore shoppers in the US love it,and people dont usually shop alone there because they like to bring friends, families, etc.. for a shopping spree they can never forget
It is found like in every state in the US and it's fuckin huge!!!!
You can get carried away, but its expensive and i mean really expensive.
Here are some of the stuff you can find at Macy's:
Clothing
Footwear
Bedding
Furniture
Jewelry
Beauty Products
Reasons why i hate Macy's so much
- The girls at my school keep asking me to go and help them choose a fucking hat for a fucking night out at some geeks party
(and im a boy myself, how the hell am i supposed to know)
- It's mega expensive there
- Its too busy
- When you first enter you think it has everything but when you cant find what you want...
Macy's on the other hand can be handy sometimes...
- If you shop there once you dont need to go buying stuff apart from food for the rest of your life
- Its an experience for like one time only
- You can get a $500 Macy's shopping card in the internet for like free, but u gotta put cash in it first.
1)Macy's is so fucking popular
2) Sarah: so hey like want to come shopping tomorrow?
Samantha: yeah sure where are we going?
Sarah: Macy's!!!!
Samantha: like oh my god im like gonna tell all my friends and its gonna be like totally amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: please don't...
3) Bill: shit i spent like $15000 in Macy's and i could get them cheaper at Walmart
4) Tina: like oh my god the clothes section, Macy's is the best!!
2) Sarah: so hey like want to come shopping tomorrow?
Samantha: yeah sure where are we going?
Sarah: Macy's!!!!
Samantha: like oh my god im like gonna tell all my friends and its gonna be like totally amazing!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sarah: please don't...
3) Bill: shit i spent like $15000 in Macy's and i could get them cheaper at Walmart
4) Tina: like oh my god the clothes section, Macy's is the best!!
by Downtown wtf August 28, 2007
Get the macy's mug.It's a device that produces a sound of a woman screaming. People buy them as a joke on the public or used as a way of breaking up a person's partner.
It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.
It is meant to sound like a woman getting attacked or raped.
What's loud and shrill and ruins your orgasm?
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.
A rape alarm.
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John: Look at this rape alarm that I just bought.
Dave: What does it do?
=John activates the device and screaming can be heard in the house=
Dave: What the hell?? Why would you get something like that?
John: I'm going to try to use it to get my brother's girlfriend to dump him.
by Downtown Wtf April 18, 2010
Get the rape alarm mug.A person who takes control of an elevator (lift) by pressing every button OUTSIDE the lift by running down/up the stairs.
The person watches a crowd go down/up the elevator, the person then runs down/up the stairs and presses the down/up button so that the elevator stops on that floor when no one is waiting to get on. The liftjacker keeps repeating until he/she reaches the top or bottom floor or until he gets caught where he runs out of sight for his next "act of terror".
This causes huge outbursts of anger and annoyance.
The person watches a crowd go down/up the elevator, the person then runs down/up the stairs and presses the down/up button so that the elevator stops on that floor when no one is waiting to get on. The liftjacker keeps repeating until he/she reaches the top or bottom floor or until he gets caught where he runs out of sight for his next "act of terror".
This causes huge outbursts of anger and annoyance.
by Downtown Wtf March 15, 2009
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